Broken Simulation #4: "Crazy Is as Crazy Is"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news, including the stories of how it took 55 police vehicles to capture a single unarmed homeless man, and four cops to capture a single unarmed pig.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Paddy Power Games gives you more chances to win.
0:02.3	Imagine that, life with more chances.
0:05.6	So has anyone got any protest ideas for saving the planet?
0:08.7	Yeah, what if we glued ourselves to things?
0:10.8	Yeah, I got in the way of it.
0:11.9	Maybe not, eh?
0:13.0	At Paddy Power Games, we believe in giving everyone more chances in life.
0:17.0	That's why we're giving away free spins, cash and sports book bets absolutely free on Paddy's Wonder Wheel.
0:22.0	More chances to win with Patty Power Games.
0:24.0	Once been per player per day, each prize carries individual T's and C's
0:27.0	eligibility rules and T's and C's a player 18 plus be gamble aware.
0:30.0	Talk. Paddy Power Games gives you more chances to win.
0:32.0	Imagine that, life with more chances.
0:35.0	So has anyone got any protest ideas for saving the planet?
0:38.8	Yeah, what if we glued ourselves to things?
0:40.8	Yeah, I got in the way of here.
0:42.0	Maybe not, eh?
0:43.0	At Paddy Power Games, we believe in giving everyone more chances in life.
0:47.0	That's why we're giving away free spins, cash and sports book bets absolutely free on Paddy's Wonder Wheel.
0:52.0	More chances to win with Paddy Power Games.
0:54.0	Once been per player per day, each prize carries individual T's and C's
0:57.0	eligibility rules and T's and C's a player 18 plus be gamble aware dot talk.
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