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Morning. Warning Broken simulation, Broken simulation, Broken simulation,

Sam Tripoli. And welcome to Broken Simulation, the Sports Center for the Apocalypse.

I'm Sam Tripoli. how are you guys and welcome to the number one show ever on the internet.

Joining me as always is my

trusty side kick my good friend my partner in crime Johnny Wooder how are you Johnny

Number one show on the internet

So we were like 51 in comedy

Yeah not number one on the internet. Well it's a great it's a weird kind of

data you crunch and when you crunch it all together we're the number one show of all time that's bigger than Rogan even bigger than Rogan trust me our reach is way bigger than Rogan when Rogan plays the form we're gonna play the staple center

Twice and one we're going to play the staple center twice in one night. I don't do you have you ever tried to listen to live podcast I don't think they're very good because

people usually try to play the audience more than have the conversation and it just

changes the whole thing. That's the worst. As a comedian you're just like nobody's

laughing nobody's laughing and then you start going into try to make the crowd

laugh mode and it sucks.

So when we do like a Timfall Hat comedy night, they're quiet and you're like, oh nobody

listening and then you go, oh they are listening. That's what they want that's how people listen

it. They're the best crowds. I like podcast crowds. Dude this show's getting so big we might be able to play like the

bathroom at the comedy store.

That might be the only room that's open for a while. I know dude it's like kind of

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