BS #3: "The Greatest Story I've Ever Heard in My Life"

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their kinks, and Sam reveals that he finally saw “The Mandalorian.”

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Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard
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Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning Broken simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation
0:08.0	Sam Tripoli. fully.
0:15.0	Okay, good. And welcome to Broken Simulation.
0:20.0	Thank you guys so much for all the kind words.
0:23.8	A lot of great stuff said.
0:26.2	Some weird shit was said like Johnny should talk more.
0:29.6	That was a little weird and you all call uncalled for.
0:33.0	Joining me as always Johnny Woodard.
0:36.0	I'm glad you saw my comment by the way.
0:38.0	Yeah, you wrote that?
0:39.0	No.
0:40.0	No.
0:41.0	Why you, you accused me of writing comments before, but no.
0:45.0	I love that people like leave comments.
0:47.0	Listen, dude, fans have more access than ever before.
0:53.0	Like, Frank Sinatra never had to put up with this shit, right?
0:58.0	You know, I'm very blessed that anyone would listen to anything I do.
1:04.0	There's some people on the Instagram, this one chick out of North Carolina,
1:10.0	which is like, I want to talk to you and just, I don't know how she did it but she just
1:14.8	Instagram rate to me with her and her boyfriend you couldn't do that I'll get into that
1:18.7	but you couldn't do that back in the day yeah there's no it would have taken like 20 steps for you to get your opinion to Frank Sinatra.
1:25.2	Dude, I grew up loving Patrick Ewing, okay?
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