Ask me! Ask a Liza anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them! Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me! I'll give you an image!

You know we recorded an episode of this because you were like, hey you're gonna be having your baby and we might want to get an episode bank so that you don't have to think about it when you have your baby but then I didn't have the baby! So that episode was recorded prior to the week of January 6th and now it is January 9th. Yeah. No baby, new due date, not that it's anyone's business!

You're gonna say it? Well the due date is January 13th but I do want it okay here's my thing and it was gonna be a bottom of the cob but I'm just gonna say it. Yeah I want to go on record as saying my original due date was January 13th and then because there's no way that medical science could ever figure out when a woman got pregnant other than to persecute her. They changed the due date to January 6th because the baby was measuring a week ahead in terms of how big it was.

So even though the 13th was always a number and the 6th is just a projection I clung to it like gospel. But what I reject is the narrative of like see she's already showing you whose boss like no. Oh I hate. There's like this weird like maligning of women we do like a little girl steal your beauty. She's letting you know she's a boss diva. I'm like she is a collection.

I'm just a question of cells responding to like biofeedback and electricity she's not deciding anything. Right. So I don't like that. She's not like I heard them say the 13th the first time so I'm sticking to it.

But the narrative is always like she's a sassy go get her she's a little bitch it's like this is a baby boy or girl has nothing to do with like showing mama whose boss like go it.

She's not a girl boss by the way she's a regular boss to not. With the genders yeah well so when that episode comes out that we recorded in advance we saying it when it comes out the 12th that we hope at that point the baby has come out but that might not be the case and so in this.

That's that episode I guess when this one comes out we hope the baby has come out by the time it's like come out. Yeah I mean part of me is like what do you do if you just like live in a rural area in another country and you're just pregnant for like 50 weeks.

Like what's the longest you could be pregnant could you have a year or baby.

There have been like those weird stories where it's like the your someone did know they're pregnant but then they find like 20 years later like a calcified baby in there.

Oh, it is just like they don't know what's that that's not going to happen you but it just is like yeah it's just is in there.

All of my dreams are like not up for interpretation like I've begun to just have very literal dreams about like waiting like I had a dream I was just waiting for a bag at the airport and like no one had a rhyme or reason and it was just waiting for my bag.

And so it's very stressful but also like whatever.

Yeah, yeah, live in more on this I know you just want to be able to get back into the swing of things and right now it's just like such a weird transitory like kind of like you don't want to you can't do anything too crazy.

This is weird mental trick that nature does where they make you that they make it so that you're so bored that you're actually looking forward to being an excruciating pain because then something's it's happening.

Yeah, and I get it's like oh, you can be bored. Yes, this is time that I worked very hard to give myself off.

I didn't realize I have to wait this long. You are incapable of reading when you're pregnant. I try to read a book every night. I'm like this is horrible.

And so we can do more on top of the cob, but like it is like I've done everything I've washed every little doll outfit.

The room is ready like let's do this because I'm not even hungry.

You're trying to pick which one you're bringing home with are you still planning on kind of we have options.

We have options.

The kick can come home in a flower sack. It doesn't really matter, but we do have options anyway.

...