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The Bert Show

Britain Has Declared War On The United States?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Must remember do not forget

0:08.0

remind me to bring photo ID

0:11.0

reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.

0:13.0

Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?

0:17.0

All right, love.

0:20.0

However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.

0:24.7

Find out more at electoralcommission.org. UK slash voter ID.

0:30.7

McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing our 100%

0:34.8

British and Irish beef paties so they're even juicier.

0:37.8

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your buns.

0:42.1

The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with prior

0:45.3

classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability

0:47.8

mmm hmm hmm

0:50.1

you're on the The Bert Show. I have to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

0:56.0

It's the Bert Show's entertainment bus.

0:59.0

All right, we got to get to this Rebel Wilson story today,

1:01.0

but I feel like we need something a little bit more light a

1:04.3

little bit more international because Britain has declared war on the United States

1:08.2

and it all has to do with jams and preserves okay because I was gonna say

1:12.2

bring it!

1:13.0

We need it!

1:14.0

We're doing it!

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