Bert Almost Lost His Ex-Wife's Fur Baby!

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🗓️ 26 April 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0	Imagine being the first person to ever send a payment over the internet.
0:05.0	New things can be scary and crypto is no different.
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0:21.2	Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest.
0:23.7	This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something
0:26.6	goes wrong.
0:28.6	Must remember, do not forget.
0:36.5	Remind me to bring photo ID.
0:39.3	Reminder, set.
0:41.3	Bab, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:45.0	All right, love.
0:48.0	However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.
0:53.0	Find out more at Electoralcommission.org.
0:55.1	UK slash Voter ID.
0:58.6	Hey, The Bird Show.
1:00.4	What a day I had yesterday, man.
1:02.4	Later on in the show, I'm going to tell you about a second event that I had yesterday where this is not embellishment and I know doing a radio show we are guilty of embellishing from time to time. You guys yesterday was almost my last day
1:14.8	on doing the show. I damn near died yesterday on my bike. I'm not lying. I'll tell you
1:20.7	guys that about that part of my day later. Okay, so
1:26.6	What a morning this was you want to set this up like what happened at 930 yesterday morning while we're doing the show.
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