Kristin's Neighbor Is Being Stalked By A Murder

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🗓️ 26 April 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Kristin's neighbor has an emergency. How do you get crows to forgive you? Yeah, she's talking about the birds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Is crypto perfect? Nope, but neither was email when it was invented in 1972 and yet
0:06.3	today we send 347 billion emails every single day.
0:12.0	crypto is no different.
0:13.3	It's new, but like email, it's also revolutionary.
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0:22.4	Go to Krakin.com and see what crypto can be. with 24-7 support when you need it.
0:22.6	Go to Krakin.com and see what crypto can be.
0:25.2	Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest.
0:27.2	This is a high-risk investment,
0:28.2	and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong.
0:30.0	Must remember do not forget
0:38.2	Remind me to bring photo ID
0:41.2	reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.
0:43.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:47.0	All right, love.
0:50.0	However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.
0:54.7	Find out more at Electoral Commission.org. UK slash voter ID.
1:00.3	The Bert show.
1:01.3	In my attempt at shock value value I'm afraid I was rude
1:07.8	Yesterday so I was trying to time it just right as I got in here yesterday
1:11.8	I'm just messing around with these guys. I got this really bizarre gift from a friend,
1:16.0	which was that bright yellow bicycling, what do you call it? Is it a uniform? Custom?
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