Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

Book an eye test online.

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

Hey, The Bird Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

It's the bird show's entertainment bus.

A spokesperson for Brad Pitt is responding to the news that a woman was scammed out of almost

a million dollars after somebody was posing as Brad Pitt.

If you missed this story yesterday, a woman voluntarily gave over her entire divorce

settlement plus some, which came out to around $850,000 because she thought she was actually

talking to Brad Pitt, who said he needed money for medical expenses. As I was diving deeper into

this story because I became captivated by it yesterday, what I read

was and she was married to a millionaire that she started this relationship with quote unquote

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