PT 2: Someone In Studio Has A Major Pee-Pee Question For Their Pediatrician!

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🗓️ 16 January 2025

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So…what’s the consensus? To hold the pee-pee or not to hold the pee-pee? Kristin shares her DMs after her bathroom behavior reveal yesterday!

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0:00.0	Hey, the bird show.
0:02.1	So you guys, I want to share a text exchange I had with my ex-wife yesterday that I think is timely.
0:11.5	The first one was, hey, Stacey, wondering if you would want to pair up together to do a graduation party for our son Hollis.
0:23.6	She writes back, that would be great. So we're going to do that.
0:26.6	Makes sense.
0:27.6	And then I wrote, hey, question, did you ever hold our kids' penis when they peed to teach them how to potty train, okay?
0:40.0	And this was based on a conversation.
0:42.3	We had first thing off the bat on the Bert show yesterday right at 6 o'clock.
0:48.6	Kristen, you want to explain this?
0:49.7	No, I don't, Bert.
0:50.8	It's too late for that.
0:52.0	You are never living this down.
0:53.7	Never.
0:54.3	Never, ever. I just, I think's too late for that. You are never living this down. Never.
1:00.9	Never. I just, I think that when you do things your own way, you just assume sometimes everybody does it that way.
1:02.2	And according to my DMs yesterday, because I did get a DM or two about holding peepies.
1:11.2	Because you have a three-year-old.
1:12.6	I have a three, almost four-year-old.
1:14.5	And to kick off the show yesterday,
1:16.3	and this wasn't even planned.
1:17.9	Like, Bert was just going around the horn asking us,
1:20.1	hey, how are you doing?
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