Bouncing Back
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back in the Atlanta studio after a very stressful and eventful week. Definitely feels like she can't get her neck above water and brings you along her insane days. She relives her experience at the emergency vet that could rival The Pitt, getting her pap on her anniversary, and receiving a very special gift that may be light at the end of a very long tunnel. She then takes voicemails about how the rest of the world is also on on fire and one caller's decision to move to the USA.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same |
| 0:12.8 | damn time. |
| 0:13.7 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:24.8 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:28.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMean. |
| 0:29.8 | How are you? |
| 0:31.2 | If you're watching this on YouTube, |
| 0:32.3 | I'm dressed like a Italian or Russian babushka. |
| 0:35.9 | Or Italian, though, because I'm dripping in Gucci. I have a very nice |
| 0:39.5 | vintage goofy goofy. Good. Axycotting. You know, them pills, they be hitting. I kid. |
| 0:50.8 | I am not on pills today. I was last week. And I'll tell you what, being on pills for even just a 24 hours is fun. You can't get much done, but fun. Okay, hold on. I'm trying to cover my hideous neck right now to not scare y'all at home. And this silk is really, really playing games |
| 1:14.3 | with my very silky, equally silky hair extensions from Salty Locks. But hi, |
| 1:19.9 | everyone. Welcome. You know, I didn't think I was going to be back on camera as quickly as I am. |
| 1:25.4 | And if you're watching this, I apologize. You know, if this scarf |
| 1:29.0 | falls off, I'm a little, I'm a little bruised underneath. And I've got a, I'm swollen. |
| 1:36.6 | Neck has never looked thicker, but that's a part of the process. So today I've been walking around |
| 1:41.4 | Atlanta with a Gucci silk scarf wrapped around my head. |
| 1:45.6 | And, you know, I feel like when most hot girls wear the scarf, you imagine them driving up the |
| 1:52.5 | Amalfi coasts and a Ferrari convertible with the same Gucci sunglasses on. And I've got a little |
| 1:58.8 | linen dress from Reformation with my tits popping |
| 2:03.1 | through a corset. Like I really am giving you sexy Sophia Loren. But somehow I am able to turn |
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