Bat in the Balenciaga (Replay)
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
This week, we're pulling another classic episode out of the archives for the newcomers. This one features one of the wildest voicemails we've heard yet, a mom having to break the holy water out for her daughter, and a surprise cameo from Robin.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:07.7 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at the same damn time. |
| 0:13.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:20.4 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:26.3 | Hope you're doing well. |
| 0:27.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:29.1 | How are you? |
| 0:30.5 | How are you? |
| 0:33.5 | Well, vocals are drier than I expected. |
| 0:36.7 | I made myself a nice little cappuccino this morning. |
| 0:39.2 | I am wolfing down some Agua, trying to stay hydrated from my halacious honky tonk weekend in Nashville. |
| 0:48.9 | So much to get into. |
| 0:50.6 | We're going to discuss that. |
| 0:52.0 | We're going to discuss something that's been weighing on my heart recently. And we're also going to get into the absolutely not line. You guys are fucking |
| 0:58.0 | crazier than ever. As always, you can call into our absolutely not voicemail line 800, 21375303. |
| 1:06.7 | I'm curious if you guys are feeling like you're in this weird, stagnant energy the way I am. |
| 1:10.9 | And I'm not trying to sound woo, woo, woo, fru, fru, you know, I'm buying crystals somewhere in New Mexico |
| 1:17.1 | vibe right now. And not to start the podcast off on a serious note, because we are obviously |
| 1:24.3 | laughing over here all the time to push down the pain of reality. And I know this is |
| 1:30.7 | escape for a lot of people, but I do think it's just a healthy reminder. Listen, I just feel like |
| 1:34.9 | over the last week, two weeks, I've just had lots of friends going through some heavy shit. |
| 1:39.6 | And, you know, I'm okay right now at the moment. I mean, I'm dealing with work stuff that's |
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