The following podcast is a deer media production.

You know, a mediocre girl named Caitlin once said,

health is wealth.

It's an expression that I never spiritually connected with,

but after the emotionally and physically draining obstacles that I have had to overcome in the last week,

I would like to co-sign on Caitlin's sentiment.

You know, health really is wealth.

And one arm will do the trick, but two arms, that's fantastic.

She has rhymes. She has rhymes for days.

Wow, where do we begin?

I need to encourage my listeners to buckle the fuck up because this episode is going to take you on a ride.

I truly don't know where to begin.

So I'm just going to dive in balls deep. I'm going to raw dog it.

Holy fuck balls.

It is the Hanukkah miracle and the plot twist that we never saw coming to truly round out the shit storm that is 2020.

I need to once again reiterate for the dumb fucks in the back and just reinstall my ethos with my listeners before we start this journey together.

I have never and we'll never do stick.

First of all, that requires just too much time and curation, both skills that I do not possess.

My only true skill is being unabashedly authentic and transparent.

So I need you to understand that the following future and former stories that I share on this podcast are all fucking true.

If not a bit watered down because I don't want to get fired, okay?

Do I lean into the gone girl thing?

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