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Bitch Bible

Fight, Flight or Flounder

Bitch Bible

PodcastOne

Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Jackie gives updates on her Coronavirus quarantine life, what to do when you make eye contact with a stranger whilst going to the bathroom, Real Housewives updates and her new hit single "BITCH" dropping 12/18/20.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:17.2

Bitch, I'm on vacation. Don't ask for my location. You picked a graduation. No.

0:23.4

That's what we call a sticky dick, rough vocal. In the music industry, obviously we know that I

0:28.9

am a pop star on the rise. So my song comes out this Friday, December 18th, in honor of the last

0:38.3

night of Hanukkah. This one's for the Maca Bees. And I highly, highly suggest you pony up the $1.29

0:49.1

and give it a listen and just let it take you places that you never knew you could go. Now, I kind of

0:56.2

teased last week that there was an impromptu moment in the song. It's really more than a song.

1:02.9

It's kind of like a journey and a real peak behind the curtain. I talked about how Andrew

1:08.0

against my will and illegally recorded me after making me just a touch to dirty of a martini in

1:13.7

the trenches of my menstrual cycle, which caused me to have a full manic meltdown. And we decided

1:20.2

to keep it in the song. It's a three minute meltdown that we had to kind of whittle down to only 30

1:25.6

seconds, but you get the gist of it. It's despair. It's sadness. It's tragic. But everyone I want you

1:32.5

to like make up. Honestly, I was going to like hire a choreographer like Darren's dance groups vibes,

1:39.0

but is that the one that had the Michael Jackson problem? No, that was someone else.

1:44.5

Does it Darren's dance groups? Fuck. No, that's wait. I'm getting my DVDs mixed up. Forgive me.

1:50.4

I wanted to hire a choreographer and like really bust some moves, but here's the thing. In my head,

1:59.0

I am the long lost huff sibling and I could really hit a kickball change. One, two, three, and a five,

2:06.4

six, seven, eight. But in reality, I'm not, you know, I'm worth like an interpretive

2:11.6

a lyrical dancer, less of a sharp movement, Britney Onyx tour kind of choreography. So we've

2:19.6

ex-made that. Also, I've been in a 16 day lockdown. I got to tell you this, this last corona scare

2:28.1

that I was in did something to my insides. I listen, I'm a pretty guarded person, but once in a

2:36.1

while when I'm in a really slippery slope internally, obviously I have a dead mom and you know,

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