Teflon Tits
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🗓️ 1 December 2020
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Jackie recaps her Thanksgiving, her impending pop star career, why she is blacklisted from her local Trader Joe's and offers some words of optimism courtesy of Helen Keller.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
| 0:16.8 | I'm a connoisseur of many things, embellished clothing, verbal altercations, |
| 0:22.0 | and obviously my go-to matcha. Now, when I tell you I'm drinking it currently, I drink it all day |
| 0:28.4 | long. The only matcha that I will ingest is the Peak Tea Sun Goddess matcha. I have learned this |
| 0:35.2 | through trial and error. I am a matcha freak. It's the only thing I drink. I don't drink coffee. |
| 0:40.7 | I swear by the health benefits. It builds immunity. I feel like it does wonders for my skin. |
| 0:46.5 | I also like to drink it cold, which is how I found Peak Tea Sun Goddess matcha. It's ceremonial |
| 0:52.8 | grade. It's triple toxin screened. It's like the only matcha that I've ever tried where you don't |
| 0:57.5 | need to add sugar or milk. They keep their matcha leaves in the shade 35% of the time, or 35% |
| 1:05.6 | I don't really know, but it's got this rich flavor. It is the most delicious matcha. It's the highest |
| 1:12.5 | quality that you can find anywhere. If I was going to prison, I would take at least five packs |
| 1:20.0 | because we don't know what my butthole capacity is. I would keister them inside of me because I |
| 1:25.4 | physically, emotionally, and digestively cannot live without the Peak Tea Sun Goddess matcha. |
| 1:33.6 | And if that doesn't sell yet, I don't know what the fuck will. If you go to peakT.com slash |
| 1:39.2 | Bible right now, you're going to get 5% off your first order. Peak hardly ever offers discounts. |
| 1:44.8 | So do not miss this exclusive offer. I badgered them into doing this for me. That's 5% off at peakT.com |
| 1:51.5 | slash Bible spelled P-I-Q-U-E-T-E-A.com slash Bible Peak Tea, the tea for radiant health. |
| 2:00.2 | Hello everybody. Welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast. I am. I don't know if it's like the moon |
| 2:09.2 | in Scorpio or what the fuck's going on. Isn't there a new moon tonight? You know how I figured that |
| 2:13.7 | out? Julian Huff this morning. She's like, good morning. Lots to be grateful for. I can't |
| 2:19.3 | say all of your rituals on the new moon. I was like, oh, choke on a cock. Anyways, I had the most |
| 2:25.8 | amazing Thanksgiving. And dare I say even hashtag grateful heart. So my not my whole family, but my |
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