Bottom of the Barrel

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Jackie discusses her burgeoning music career, neighborly updates, why cranberries trigger her and why she won't be asked to wear matching outfits with Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a deer media production.
0:15.2	Top of the morning everybody, I am sitting here recording solo yet again.
0:20.0	It is, it is 6.52 a.m. I'm not joking.
0:24.4	It's still dark out.
0:25.5	I'm looking lovingly up into my framed photo of Helen Keller,
0:29.2	trying to do right by her, but I gotta tell you first off,
0:33.0	I'm a recording artist.
0:34.4	I don't know if you guys follow me on,
0:36.0	and did I just say you guys cool?
0:38.2	I'm gonna go and pale myself in the vagina.
0:41.2	I don't know if you follow me on Instagram,
0:43.2	if you don't, you should.
0:44.2	It's a wild ride, you know.
0:45.4	I'm all about the grid, I'm all about content,
0:47.8	I'm all about the aesthetic.
0:49.2	And by that I mean, not at all.
0:51.2	It's a shit show.
0:52.2	Helen Keller would love it.
0:54.2	I somehow bamboozled my husband
0:58.2	and friends and Grammy award winning songwriters
1:01.8	to do a bitch Bible anthem recording session with me this weekend.
1:07.4	Now, we all know I'm a little bit delusional.
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