Little Italy, Redheads, Hair Transplants | Monday Morning Podcast 5-12-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about Little Italy, redhead confidence, and a hair transplant at twenty-four.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 12th, |
| 0:09.2 | 2025. What's going on? How are you? What is going on? What's going on? I always ask that, you know, |
| 0:20.2 | but then sometimes you have to wonder bill do you |
| 0:22.5 | really feel it when you say it every monday or you just is it just like just something you say |
| 0:30.3 | and that's really what i want to talk to you guys about today you know how many things are we saying today that we used to mean, |
| 0:40.2 | and now we just say it because we say it. You know, Jesus told the Corinthians one time, |
| 0:47.1 | God bless you. And he stopped for a second. He's like, you know, I wasn't even thinking about my |
| 0:52.4 | dad when I said that, or your leprosy. |
| 0:55.6 | You know, I think it's time I stop making these people wash my dirty feet. Maybe I think about |
| 1:00.9 | what's coming out of my fucking hippie face every once in a while. I mean, who the hell do I think, |
| 1:06.3 | oh, hey, get your hands off me. Get your hands off me! And that's the story of Jesus. |
| 1:11.5 | Well, the beginning of the end, anyways. |
| 1:13.8 | They left that pop out of the Bible. |
| 1:17.0 | You know? |
| 1:20.3 | It'd be funny if when the Romans got him, he acted like that. |
| 1:27.2 | Remember that really eloquent old guy |
| 1:28.8 | that was led out by the cops |
| 1:30.3 | unhand me you |
| 1:33.5 | oh |
| 1:38.4 | torture |
| 1:39.7 | you know can you write a religious book without it |
| 1:43.7 | I have no idea um anyway although somebody lately |
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