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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast.

I'm your host, Heather McMahon.

How are you?

I'll tell you what, I'm great.

I'm sitting up with good posture, with my legs crossed, criss-cross,

criss-crossed applesauce here at the new Dear Media Studios in New York City. And I figured,

you know what, I've been traipsed around the city and my Gucci loafers. And the best way

to break in this studio is to

literally put my Gucci's on the chair. You know, in the words of Rick James, you know, what did he say?

Get your shoes off my couch, bitch. Remember when Dave Chappelle would play Rick James? Tina's in the

studio. She's sitting right next to me. Yeah, so that's where I'm at. I'm putting my shoes on the dear media couches because somebody has to break in this gorgeous new New York studio. And this is exciting. This is thrilling to be here. Also, it feels great to be in New York. I'm here for work. We're running around. We're doing the most. And it's just that, that energy of the city, the energy of New York. But I will say I decided to really had a lot of gumption this week. I decided to take a solid core Pilates class yesterday. I flew in Tuesday night. I decided, okay, great. You know what? I'm going to get up, you know, really get up and at it. And I take my buddy Rob's class. And everybody warned me. Raymond warned me. Strangers on the street warned me.

They're like, oh, are you walking into the Solid Core 1005 class? Like, you're going to die.

And as somebody who worked in fitness has relatively a strong muscular system, I thought, I can

handle this mega reformer class. I've done Mega Reformer before. I have never been so humbled in my

life. If you ever get a chance to take Rob's class at Solid Core, don't do it. Like, if you're in shape, do it because he's fantastic. And it was so much fun. But when I tell you, there is a 65-year-old petite Asian woman next to me just absolutely shredding on this mega reformer. And Rob keeps calling me out because he thinks it's funny.

And at one point, I just say, go fuck yourself.

Like I was dying, truly humbled.

But this is such a classic Heather move, right?

To all of a sudden, two weeks before I'm about to shoot my special,

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