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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is back from Asia, feeling like a piece of pickled kimchi with the Jet-lag and soy bloat but ready to take on the week! She gives you a full cultural recap of what she learned abroad, and how she is ready to star in her own travel show... if someone will fund it. She feels like Samantha Brown wrapped in her newly made, custom fit, red silk robe while she sips hot tea like a bad bitch who has learned something. She touches on all the sassy things y'all Dm'd her about while on the road and dont worry she is still coming for you SHERYL. love and light and all funny things on this episode and more!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.3	Ladies and gentlemen, pharants, cats, I don't know why.
0:22.0	I keep naming all your friggin weird pets.
0:24.9	Cats are not weird.
0:26.8	But your dad is. That's what's up.
0:28.9	It's another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast recorded live from West Hollywood,
0:34.3	California, your girls back. Touchdown from the ASIA Asia. That's right.
0:39.8	Baby thrilled to be here. Honestly, gotta be honest with you.
0:44.9	Fresh off the Asia trip, a little jet lag to woke up at, say, 345 this morning.
0:51.6	I knew the mistake was touching my phone. I knew if I looked at anything bright for two seconds,
0:56.8	it would just completely wake me up. And sure enough, I rolled over to see what time it was,
1:01.4	and I was fucked. So I've been up speed, ballants, and 3am thrilled to be here.
1:06.5	I'm recording live from the WeHo Edition hotel. It's a really nice, fancy, modern hotel brand.
1:14.3	So shout out to them, not sponsored. Just letting y'all know where I'm at in case you want to
1:18.0	stalk me, skin me, wear me. And then I don't know, turn it into a tour, baby. That's what's up.
1:24.1	So this is a solo episode. My buddy Chris and I were just doing 15 days in Asia.
1:29.2	I know you guys really loved the episodes with him. He is a doll. He's my producer on the road.
1:34.1	We are in the works of doing so much more. We're about to announce a lot more tour dates. You
1:38.4	have to stay tuned for that. We're finishing up all of the logistics this week. And we'll be
1:42.8	announcing that soon. Your girl didn't stop, you know? And for a lot of y'all who are wondering,
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