ASIA WEIGH IN

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On this weeks episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is still on the road with her bff and travel buddy, Chris Ketner. They have one more week in Asia and while they recap their travels they also hop on the scale to realize Asia isn't exactly "Parasite City". Coming in guns hot and splitting their Old Navy jeans from excessive noodle consumption these two ding dongs realize they have to get their lives right while some how still DOING THE MOST in Asia. For a full itinerary and rundown of cities like Ho Chi Min , Chang Mai and Koh Samui, check out this week's episode, of ABSOLUTELY NOT!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.4	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.2	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.3	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.1	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:18.6	gerbils and ferrets, cats and dogs, rabbits,
0:21.5	and I don't know if you got a weird lizard,
0:23.0	go fuck yourself.
0:24.2	It's the amp's a LUTELY not podcast I'm your host.
0:27.6	Heather McMahon reporting live from Thailand.
0:30.4	That's an Asia not in Monocito, California.
0:33.6	So don't be fooled Leslie.
0:35.3	You're a fucking idiot.
0:36.4	Here's a deal.
0:37.2	We are doing the most not the least.
0:38.9	I've said this before.
0:40.6	I'll say it again.
0:41.4	We're going to get back to our regularly scheduled program.
0:44.3	I'm going to get back to the absolutely not lying.
0:46.2	So keep sitting in your voicemails.
0:47.9	I will be back in the studio in LA next week.
0:50.4	But for the meantime, I'm recording live from Asia.
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