A SONG AND A SCHLONG

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits down with her very own Gayle King, Raymond Padilla. He is coming In "guns hot" as the kids say, sassier than ever. They catch up on life and take your voicemails from the "Absolutely Not" line. It's a giggle-a-minute and sometimes Ray and Heather truly feel like they are doing the Lord's work by breaking down the world's top problems..... one cunty comment at a time!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.4	Ladies and gentlemen, back on the Absolutely Not podcast, I am so excited to have
0:24.0	one of my dearest friends in the entire world here in the studio with me.
0:27.7	We're going to get right into it because I know that this bitch, we're going to have a lot of
0:30.9	shit to talk about. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, here is one of my dearest friends.
0:34.5	Raymond Padilla, welcome back to the podcast.
0:36.5	Aw, thanks for having me. So good to see you.
0:38.8	I love that you really tamed down the energy because you came in here, guns hot.
0:42.4	Well, it just takes me a second to cool off when I've suffered.
0:48.0	How have you suffered today, Ray?
0:50.1	Well, I was trapped in my apartment, locked in, locked up raw.
0:53.4	Locked up raw?
0:54.4	Raw.
0:54.8	Like in your physical apartment or no, like in the gate of my building.
0:58.8	Okay. Now you're just bragging that you live in a gated community.
1:01.7	You've seen it. It's not that big.
1:03.2	You and I could both hop in and we're not physical people.
1:06.5	Okay.
1:07.7	So what happened? The gate wouldn't open.
1:09.2	You just wouldn't open. I don't know why.
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