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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Twally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom. They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and give some advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test.

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0:00.0	if you're what what if you're French in the bathroom
0:07.0	Babel
0:08.0	oh
0:09.0	I forgot the joke
0:11.0	what's the one of the oldest jokes ever if you're French in the bathroom
0:16.0	no no no no no if you're
0:18.0	okay let me get this I got
0:19.0	all right I believe you if you're
0:21.0	pin okay you know what it is if you're
0:25.0	if you're French in the bathroom and you're
0:29.0	a Spanish in the bedroom bedroom okay I think I found it yeah this is not going
0:36.0	well can you read it for me Gabe no your French you have a monster I got one you
0:40.0	want one of course I want my own all right anyways this is
0:45.0	literally the old joke ever if you're French in the bedroom and Italian in the
0:48.5	kitchen what are you in the bathroom don't tell me poop version that was terrible
0:55.0	no Persian poop version wasn't terrible your opinion
1:00.0	European well guys this is the first
1:05.0	episode of my own pockets European no it's really
1:10.0	oh it's not bad I was gonna say so bad European European
1:14.0	a European I tell you what what's up I had a
1:18.0	peace scare
1:19.0	peace scare on Sunday what does it mean I don't know there's a comic club in
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