139: Rocked Up in Church

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology.

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0:00.0	If your dick was a car, what car would it be?
0:03.1	A bird scooter.
0:04.8	Oh, man.
0:07.0	I'm on tour this September.
0:15.8	Wow, what a segue.
0:16.8	I was probably changed the channel because you thought this wasn't a podcast.
0:20.4	It was the voice of an angel.
0:22.7	Me truck walls on tour.
0:24.0	We got Lexington Kentucky.
0:27.6	Hold on.
0:28.6	Skirt motherfucking skirt.
0:29.6	Austin, Texas.
0:30.6	Austin, Texas.
0:31.6	Moon Tower comedy festival.
0:32.6	I have two headlining shows on the 22nd and the 24th are on my website.
0:37.5	You don't have to buy the festival pass.
0:38.8	You can just buy a solo ticket.
0:40.7	That's September 22nd and it's 24th.
0:42.6	Then we got Lexington September 30th through October 2nd.
0:46.1	That's Lexington, Kentucky.
0:47.4	Plano, we just added a Sunday show on October 10th.
0:50.9	Friday through Saturday and Sunday.
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