138: Scissor Me September

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You ever have post over girls about you just make a dream catcher?
0:02.5	Just, because in the corner actually like what you do is like I'm trying to capture my dreams.
0:07.2	You coming out dream catcher?
0:09.6	Hey!
0:10.6	Too much.
0:11.6	Guys we have big news!
0:15.8	Last Vegas we are going to be at Life is Beautiful The Music Festival Stiff Socks.
0:19.6	Not even Jeff.
0:20.6	Well I'm doing stand up there.
0:21.6	Saturday's on it.
0:22.6	Yep.
0:23.6	Fuck all that.
0:24.6	See me doing stand up there but also Stiff Socks.
0:26.4	We're going to be doing a live podcast, our first live podcast ever.
0:29.4	What?
0:30.4	Adam Music Festival.
0:31.4	People might be on stuff that might alter their brains.
0:34.4	Trunks.
0:35.4	But it's going to be Sunday at 415 until 515.
0:40.5	We're doing it live.
0:41.5	Gabe's going to be there.
0:42.7	Yarris not included.
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