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Good Children

Blowing Out Our Sphincters

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sphincters.  Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod   instagram.com/joehegyes   instagram.com/andrewmuscarella   FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod   tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Four billion pounds in pensions stolen,

0:03.0

the largest armed robbery in British history.

0:05.0

The heist is just the beginning in Prime Videos must see new series,

0:09.0

Steal.

0:10.0

Heads in the end!

0:13.0

Starring Sophie Turner.

0:15.0

These people won't be dead.

0:17.0

You can tell me how you're involved?

0:18.0

Heat magazine calls it unmissable.

0:20.0

You're in the big league now. We need to take it out now. Steel, new series. Watch now only on Prime Video. Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app?

0:39.5

Oh, here it is.

0:41.0

What? How? Oh, no.

0:43.7

You're out. Better look next time.

0:45.3

Mom! It's game over for

0:47.2

late nights on school nights.

0:49.0

EE Wi-Fi controls help you get them off

0:51.3

the Wi-Fi and into bed. More parents

0:53.5

are choosing EE Broadband, the UK's fastest growing broadband provider. To verify, see EE.com.com.uk slash claims. Good children. I'm Joe Hedges. And I'm Andrew Muscarella. And this is Good Children. We spent the past 25 years growing together. And now it's time for us to grow up.

1:11.4

This is a little different.

1:12.2

This is actually a Patreon episode. Which is so wild, we're giving you a little inside scoop about what we talk about on Patreon. So the Patreon already saw this episode. Sorry to you dolls, but it's new to you. It's new to you. So sit back, relax, and enjoy. And don't forget, you can subscribe to our Patreon.

1:27.9

All right.

1:28.8

It's just about $10 a month. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. And don't forget, you can subscribe to our Patreon.

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