James Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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This week, comedian and writer James Tom joins the pod to discuss his childhood in California, Fire Island, and his thoughts on gay culture. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠instagram.com/joehegyes⁠⁠ ⁠⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠⁠ ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@andrew_musky⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	To be or not to be.
0:02.8	Right now we're offering a range of incentives across Audi models.
0:06.5	That is the...
0:07.5	But only until the 28th of February.
0:10.0	The...
0:10.7	Um...
0:12.0	So stop whatever you're doing.
0:14.4	Um... I'll be right back.
0:17.1	Just carry on without me.
0:18.3	And find yours online or at Finchley Road, Audi.
0:21.5	Audi, four-sprung Duck Technic.
0:23.8	Terms and conditions apply.
0:25.1	Selected models, retail customers and participating Audi centres only.
0:30.1	Something unexpected has arrived in Happy Meal.
0:33.3	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Hello Kitty and friends
0:35.9	are teaming up for the Ultimate Collab.
0:38.3	Joining your little ones on a fun-fueled adventure.
0:41.1	Some fun, some food, it's all inside this happy meal.
0:46.3	Until the 2nd of February from 11 AM includes one pre-selected book or toy whilst Docs last.
0:50.2	Something horrible happened to me on threads.
0:52.3	Why?
0:53.2	I took a few bits the other night, our favorite edible brand. A few. But one, and I also drank my favorite edible drink. Right. Nowadays. So I had nowadays in a bits. Any drug shipped to our apartment I'll take? That's where I draw the line. Yes. And I was editing a video of myself as Abigail Williams in my pilgrim dress.
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