This week's Bitch Bible Classics Collection episode is a harrowing tale of a young girl,

teen mom in the midst of a global pandemic who's just trying to clear up some

roughage in her lady regions and therefore orders a Amazon Prime stripless wax

kit has a couple teenies, lays on her unrenovated, travertine bathroom

floors, Spread Eagle, and decides to take one for the team and extract her own deeply Ashkenazi hair

follicles. To be honest I haven't really listened to this episode because I

have PTSD from this said experience. I don't really listen to any of the

episodes from the pandemic because they trigger me. It's the same reason why I

can't listen to Megan, The Stallion Savage,

because I'm like immediately catapulted

to just being in gridlock with my husband,

just bleeding out for the morale of my family unit, me Andrew and Richard. It was a simpler time

back then throwing Andrew's shoes into my one-armed neighbor's yard for her to fish

it out with just that one little hand, my one-handed wonder, miss her every day.

So you know, I try to like just stay in the dark from 2019 to 2021. All of those episodes are just like locked up in my

subconscious, but this episode it really slapped for the girlies. So here we go. This is Velcro vagina. This is a PSA. Guys

outsource. We don't need to be waxing our own vaginas and we certainly don't

need to be waxing our own but holes. I can't remember if during this time I tried to do

like a full Brazilian or just like a deep bikini, but I feel like there was some type of a situation

where there was an adhesive front to back and then

I tried to pee and it like came out my butt.

I don't know.

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