Holy fuckballs everybody. Two episodes in one goddamn week. This workhorse does not sleep and literally I have not slept because whoa the jet lag is a real

real real real real thing let me tell you something I slept like 14 and a half

hours the first night I got home and it has fucked me all over the place in my mouth,

in my ear, in my butt, all over.

Hmm, okay, and we are 20 seconds in.

Cool.

So I am feeling particularly sprightly.

Also, like, I shouldn't glorify myself

for being such a workhorse because in reality,

I was delinquent and I didn't pre-record episodes

while I was gallivanting in Australia so this is actually you

know my delinquency reincarnated but now we get two episodes isn fun? Good times. I'm particularly sprightly right now because I just witnessed some of the greatest authentic comedy that one can ever witness firsthand.

My grandma Gloria, I was just at the car dealership with her.

She's fucking 88 years old.

She's half dead and she needs a car so she can I don't really know why she needs a car

because she's basically chauffeur all around town but she wanted to get a new car and

we were at the Mercedes dealership and she insists on getting a two-door

Sports package blacked-out rims and I mean the visibility is disgusting she couldn't even test drive it I don't even to be honest like I don't even know if this bitch has a

valid license anymore.

Her car that she currently has, I think has like 200 miles on it for the past three years,

which I was actually impressed by.

Yeah, we tried to get her to get a four door or like maybe like a lower end model

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