Oh, happy days. Hi, everybody. It's me. Jackie. I'm really sorry that I missed last week. Full disclosure. I tried to record an episode.

I mean, one would think I would have access to a recording studio being that I'm married to a music producer who's on a trip making music for two and a half weeks.

But, you know, I'm not like a studio rat horror. I don't like to linger while he works. So I tried to record an episode, but I also like lost my voice and was just like, you know, eating and drinking myself basically into a coma. So she missed a week. But the good news is that I have two episodes this week. So there'll be another episode coming out at the end of this week. So, you know,

just let's live, laugh, love. Um, I just got back from Australia. I am 24 hours on American

soil. She is struggling. I have always said like, jet lag is for pussies, which I kind of agree with

because I'm like, oh really? Are you not well traveled enough? Like I've

traveled around the world and like I don't get jet lag. But I do desperately. So bear with me here.

If you guys have been following me on Instagram, you know kind of my struggle and my journey.

It has been a cathartic journey. It's been a luxurious journey. It has been,

okay, here's the thing. I posted like a super, I posted a photo of myself, like a few days ago where

like it's not flattering, but it's also kind of flattering. Like if you can get over the fact that

there are six inches of underboob

coming out of the bathing suit, which was like, I'm self-deprecating, but also look how good

my body looks. That was like kind of the agenda behind it, but also like, I'm still relatable

because my boobs are really, really saggy. That was like my loophole. However, that was on the

upside of a bowel movement. And I am now,

I have weighed myself and I am 11 pounds heavier than when I left. I know that that's mostly water.

And, you know, perhaps all the fried kangaroo. I didn't have any kangaroo. I'm just fucking lying.

I like got on a real margarita kick while I wasaroo. I didn't have any kangaroo. I'm just fucking lying. I like got on a real

margarita kick while I was abroad. I also drank every single day and night. All day. All day.

And I'm not thrilled with myself. It has been a real whiplash back to reality. I'm not proud of my,

I don't want to say I'm proud of myself, but I'm kind of proud of myself. I had an amazing,

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