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🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Jackie is feeling loose after a couple drinks, and plans a bathroom renovation, laments the clothes that got away, and previews Off Brand October.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody. |
| 0:15.1 | Just one more week until off-brand October picks up. |
| 0:19.7 | Okay. |
| 0:19.9 | She's back with a vengeance. |
| 0:21.5 | I have to be honest with you. |
| 0:23.6 | Okay. |
| 0:25.0 | Every time I record this podcast, I never drink when I record a podcast episode. |
| 0:34.9 | Never. |
| 0:35.5 | Like, never, ever, never have I ever had a sip of alcohol and then recorded a podcast episode. Never. Like never, ever, never have I ever had a sip of alcohol and then recorded a |
| 0:41.0 | podcast episode. It's just like not my cadence or my tempo. I like to be sharp and quick-witted and |
| 0:49.2 | full disclosure. I have had two adult beverages and I'm feeling a little foamy at the mouth and just |
| 0:57.3 | slightly intoxicated. So this is going to be an interesting episode. I just want to go out with a bang |
| 1:02.0 | before off-brand October kicks up. It's a very important week in the Jewish religion. This is |
| 1:08.9 | the Rosh Hashanah week. It's the week of, God, Jew of the Year, |
| 1:13.9 | of we're repenting and we're reflecting and we're apologizing and then we're cleansing and then |
| 1:21.2 | we're fasting and then we're back in business. Okay. Also, I was just listening to music on Shuffle with Clyde before I put him down for a nap. And I just had this thought, you know, good luck, babe, by Chapel Rowan is such a great song. Thank you so much for listening to the Bitch Bible podcast. I was listening to it and I was like, what a strong pop pop. It's such a shame because I feel like |
| 1:47.4 | the success is wasted on Chapel Row and I hope that doesn't sound harsh because I think she's such a |
| 1:53.2 | great talent. But I think that maybe inherently she just doesn't want to be famous and she should |
| 1:58.2 | have stuck to like theater because I don't know that she can handle those |
| 2:02.6 | lights. You know what I'm saying? But good luck, babe. Like people really lost their mind for Pink |
| 2:07.1 | Pony Club. And when she performed that at the Grammys, I just kept thinking, I wish it was good |
| 2:13.0 | luck, babe. Like hot to go, obviously, a fun little number. But but good luck babe is a timeless classic and now |
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