CEOs, Andor, Theater Drama | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 6-12-25
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 June 2025
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about CEOs, Andor, and theater drama.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(45:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 6-9-17 - Bill rambles about cab drivers, Canadian GP, and salmon.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. Woo. |
| 0:09.7 | How are you? How are you? How are you? I'm going to continue because I did the, I shortened up the podcast because my lovely wife was in town. Thank you for all the birthday wishes i am fortunate enough to uh have my |
| 0:23.2 | health i have a family and i have a job which a lot of people don't have and my heart goes out to |
| 0:29.2 | everybody um especially all of these people that are having their families ripped apart like |
| 0:36.1 | you're watching roots these fucking |
| 0:38.7 | assholes going after all these illegal immigrants i just don't understand why we want to cause |
| 0:46.2 | riots in our cities why like i'm still i don't understand how why we're, why we're, this is the problem. |
| 0:56.4 | Like, this is the problem? |
| 0:57.9 | I thought it was billionaires not paying anybody. |
| 1:00.2 | And evidently what? |
| 1:01.0 | We get rid of illegal immigrants in this country. |
| 1:03.9 | And then what? |
| 1:06.3 | Then what? |
| 1:07.0 | The Amazon guy is going to become generous and everybody's going to have benefits |
| 1:11.0 | and the middle class is going to come back. I guess that that's what's going to happen. |
| 1:15.4 | I have evidently, they're going to get rid of all the undocumented illegal immigrants |
| 1:19.1 | and then billionaires are going to start paying people a living wage. |
| 1:28.2 | I got to be honest with you. |
| 1:30.8 | If you're watching what these people are doing to these poor people who have no money |
| 1:37.2 | and can't vote, who have no effect on your fucking life, if you think, you know, what's going to happen when all of them are gone? |
| 1:48.0 | Like, what do you think's going to happen? |
| 1:50.7 | Do you think that those fucking ridiculous armored car, fucking cop vehicles they have? |
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