I Am So, So Cereal
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired January 21, 2026: Cereal behind the wheel. The uncatchable serial killer elephant. Everything you wanna know about being a Ram-ly man.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
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| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.2 | Ninety three. |
| 0:44.4 | Oh, man. |
| 0:54.6 | What's up, fools? |
| 0:56.9 | Morning to everybody. |
| 0:59.7 | Oh, cripes. |
| 1:01.1 | It's 541. |
| 1:03.1 | Welcome to the 93X-Hafass morning show. |
| 1:05.5 | Welcome to the... |
| 1:07.2 | Damn, Josh. |
| 1:08.1 | How are you doing, son? |
| 1:09.1 | Good. |
| 1:09.5 | How about yourself? |
| 1:10.3 | I'm doing all right. |
| 1:11.1 | I got something here for you right away. |
| 1:14.3 | I got something here for you that I hope you really like. |
| 1:18.1 | Well, although maybe you've heard of this already, but maybe not. |
| 1:21.9 | I just learned about it. |
| 1:24.0 | But I don't have any details. |
| 1:26.2 | All-time great television star William Shatner. |
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