Beyonce's Pregnancy Surrogate with Molly Fite and Liz Jenkins

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2017

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

You might think you know everything about the theory that Beyonce used a surrogate to give birth to little Blue. Honey? YOU KNOW NOTHING. Our wonderful guests for this episode - Molly Fite and Liz Jenkins - argue that there is a huge web of conspiracies and lies surrounding the precious little toddler. A web that includes egg donation, big ass fans, the comedy stylings of Wendy Williams, misogyny, celebrity culture, wigs on wigs on wigs, and one of the funniest comedy duos in the business. Molly and Liz are a dream, Blue Ivy is a cute baby, and at the end of the day you can always just throw up your hands and say WHO CARES. This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon! Pop on over to mackweldon.com, use our code LIZARD for 20% off, and get you some cool new gear.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.8	crazy people, and kooky ideas about what's
0:26.1	going on behind the scenes.
0:28.1	I'm your host, Caitlin Hampstead.
0:30.3	Let's get to the show. She does the nice mom thing when she sees you. She's so nice to me. And last time I saw her, she was like,
0:53.7	your boyfriend's so cute.
0:55.4	Where did you meet him?
0:56.4	Are you guys getting married?
0:57.6	I was like, oh, mommy's got it tough.
1:00.3	Oh, buddy.
1:01.8	Saw we. Well, at least you know she'll probably do it to your kids. Oh, buddy. Are we?
1:03.0	She's like, she'll probably do it to your kids.
1:05.0	No, because, yeah, she came to my sketch show and my whole, my parents came and their friends and they were like we loved Rob. We loved Rob. That was my scene partner
1:20.2	We loved Rob so much
1:23.0	They didn't give a fuck about me.
1:26.0	They were just the worst.
1:28.0	They told me the opposite.
1:30.0	They said Molly was so great and she's so talented.
1:32.0	Maybe to your face. They said Molly was so great and she's so talented.
1:33.0	Maybe to my face.
1:35.0	They can't let her think we love her.
1:38.0	Express real emotions to my face.
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