Elvis Is Alive with Clare Loughran

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Elvis sightings. They're as all-American as IHOP and as elusive as an IHOP with clean tables. But why has the conspiracy theory that Elvis Presley faked his own death endured for so long? And why does the National Enquirer STILL post about it? These questions and more are answered by the excellent and thoughtful Clare Loughran, our guest for this week. Clare's got the inside scoop on all the things that are sus about Elvis' autopsy report, his gravestone, and his weird creepy legacy. There's a lotta weirdness there, y'all! This ep is brought to you by our good buddies over at Mack Weldon. Use promo code LIZARD for 20% off ya new drawers!

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. I think a creamation's a way to go.
0:34.0	I think a creamation's a way to go because I don't want to take up space.
0:45.0	See, I'm skippy dude. I'm on the same boat.
0:47.0	Like the space and time and like whatever.
0:49.0	Yeah. Who do I think I am?
0:50.0	Oh yeah, we're not special enough to take up an entire what 8 by 5 plot. It's just like expensive
0:57.0	and it's so weird like emboss like all of that's so strange to me come see the body
1:02.0	with makeup. Ooh, oh oh. Like come see the body with you're preserving it.
1:03.0	Ooh, oh, yucky, okay, great.
1:07.0	Or I would accept when they curl you up into a little ball
1:10.0	and plant you under a tree.
1:12.0	Like that's tight. I've never heard of that oh it's tight I don't know if it's I'm not literally tight
1:16.8	It's tight as tight as they can make it got a really squinch you in a bag
1:24.4	That sounds weird to me. They put you enough fetal position to bear you.
1:27.2	And I'm not 100% positive if it's legal in the US yet.
1:30.9	But I read something online that was like they basically show me in a bag.
1:35.2	That's so weird. And then like plant a sapling. And then Neptune Society is cool too, but I think that's
1:40.9	sort of a form of, well then I don't know if they you cremate you first and then bury you at sea or if they just have a special sort of
1:50.3	Method to do it. I don't know I I think it's cool. You like the ocean? Sure, I mean sure. You're only human. I'm only
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