The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. Like there's no actual, like fish still tastes good with red wine. There's no like,

like fish still taste good with red wine. There's no like, well, you need a red steak with white.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Where does that come from?

Just something to make so many years feel good?

Gotta be, right?

Yeah, to be like, your job is important. You could make or break someone's meal

But maybe I want a Merleau with my coos coos. Yeah

I'm a rebel. Yeah, yeah this is what rebels. Yeah, they hold up Nixon fingers. Yeah, that's what a rebel does. Okay, are you ready to get down to it and do this for real? Yeah. And actually record. I think so. We had one for the listener. We had one failed attempt. We were, we were, don't look look sad it was no one's fault.

I'm not gonna let you we had a failed attempt we had technical difficulties

and Greg was like I'll be back tomorrow more ready than ever.

Yeah I went and trained in a Dragon Ball Z style hyperbolic time chamber.

If you're unfamiliar with the mythology of Dragon

Malzee that is a time chamber where you go into it and you can spend like a day in

there but it feels like he spent like a year. Whoa. And I think Goku and his friends go in there because they don't

know how to defeat Sel, who's a big green monster. Sure. So they go in there to train for like

a hundred years. A hundred years, but they don't age. It only feels, it's literally only like three days.

It just feels like a hundred years.

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