The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,

crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.

I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.

Let's get to the show. Okay, oh my gosh, this is so huge. Are you sure? Yeah, all right, is this, is it on? Oh, yeah, we start with some

light banter to get people in the mood. That's so casual. Yeah, it's like a really casual

podcast. It's just like a nice time. Um, bro, hi. Hi. Are you excited? Yeah, I'm mostly nervous though for the aftermath when they come after me.

Wow you think?

Do you think that Hove himself will come to your door?

Probably.

Yeah. I'm expecting it. He's got the time. What else is he doing?

Hasn't put out a good album in 15 years. Okay, that's not your watch The Throne was great.

Okay.

Olivia Duncan is here. My name is too many syllables.

You're here today to talk to something, talk about something very important both in world history and pop culture in the shape of our children's minds.

Yeah, it affects all of us. Yeah, what would you call this theory that we're about to discuss?

The aluminati in how celebrities are taking over the world and controlling us.

Yes!

Let's do it!

For starters, I've been waiting since day one

for somebody to want to do the aluminati but it's so big.

Yeah I there's there's a lot of notes that I have that I need to go over.

Yeah this is but a corner of the aluminati theory right?

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