Simulation Theory with Joe Quint

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Joe Quint came on the podcast to share a dangerous theory. A theory so powerful, it could undermine the very nature of existence. What if, like, The Matrix is totally real? But it's, like, scientists? Woah. This is the brainiest conversation ever to happen on LP and you're gonna either love it or hate it. But Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Elon Musk just endorsed simulation theory so you better jump on the train ASAP dudes. Also was Katelyn right about Wil Wheaton, or was Joe?!?! Gotta listen to find out.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. So. Yeah, we sound like we're on in PR.
0:53.0	Mm-hmm.
0:54.0	So clear, like beautiful bells.
0:58.0	Has anyone ever told you you have a voice for radio?
1:01.0	Uh, no. Okay. Well, okay, my aunt messaged me on Facebook. First time she'd
1:07.7	ever Facebook messaged me for anything. I was talking about some other stuff
1:11.5	and she's like, oh I listened a couple of episodes of your podcast.
1:14.1	You have a really great voice to listen to, but like, it's my aunt.
1:18.0	So I don't know if that's actually true.
1:20.0	Yeah, I mean, take the compliment.
1:21.6	Thank you. Because any validation is great to have.
1:25.0	The short answer is, thank you.
1:27.0	That was very nice to be the same.
1:28.0	Yeah.
1:29.0	No, of course you have to overanalyze it because you do comedy and that's your jam.
1:32.8	Right, every compliment is a source of pain.
1:35.2	Right.
1:36.2	Yeah, the usual.
1:38.3	Oh, guys, okay, Joe Quintus here.
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