Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer with Michael Dean

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The Zodiac Killer is one of the great unsolved mysteries of American law enforcement. The string of deaths in northern California remains impossible to resolve, and the man who murdered as many as 37 people remains at large. OR DOES HE??? Michael Dean, funny comedian and very nice boy, believes that the Zodiac Killer is in fact none other than former Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz. Why else would he drop out of the race? Not because he was losing (although dang did he get his butt handed to him). Not because he ate a booger on live TV. No, it's because he was about to be revealed as one of the most notorious serial killers in American History. Duh.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the show. We'll have to do it once and do it again in Spanish, right?
0:54.4	Yeah.
0:55.4	Because I respect every California and then we'll sign it.
0:59.2	We'll come to their home and sign it for them. Oh. And... and do you is there a time minimum I would say less than a half hour is embarrassing it's not embarrassing embarrassing, but I'm not going to do more, we'll have more than half an hour.
1:16.2	I'm sure.
1:17.2	And you've humiliated yourself.
1:18.8	I can't humiliate me.
1:21.3	I bet no, I did by making you think that I called you the dumb one.
1:24.7	No no no no no no what was happening is Maria and I went to visit his
1:31.9	donut shop.
1:33.1	And my he heard us that he owns.
1:35.2	And he heard us saying, me saying like,
1:38.9	yeah, well, he's kind of the dumb one of the group.
1:41.0	And I'm positive that what was happening was that I was
1:43.4	making fun of him because I knew he could hear me and Mikey Harper's I think I was
1:49.3	here I was one of my biggest fears has always been and this is a real my biggest fears
1:55.8	you're on air am I as this started I don't care one of my biggest fears has
2:02.3	always been that like I am the special needs friend that
2:08.1	everybody like yes everybody just goes along with because they're like, yeah, he's fun.
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