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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): Bitch Bricks

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all my podcast friends out there. Dana here. And as always, we appreciate you taking the time to listen to our show. Let's be honest, there are way too many podcasts out there, but the fact that you take time to listen to ours means the world. And it's, of course, all brought to you by my friends that standard heating and air conditioning, the best in the business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of HVAC companies out there, but standard is the standard.

0:22.2

And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. business. Just like podcasts, there are tons of age fat companies out there, but standard is the standard.

0:22.1

And remember to get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. It's been colder than balls of

0:26.1

Minnesota and only getting colder. Book appointments at standardheating.com. That's standard

0:30.6

heating.com. Enjoy the show. There's a dushiness to them. The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:55.6

What's going on, Josh? Oh, I'm just fat and sassy, as my aunt used to say. Whenever you'd ask her how she was doing, that was the answer. Oh, man. She was not fat, but she was very sassy, this aunt of mine. She sounds like a real character. She was a card. I'll tell you what. An absolute card.

1:01.3

You know, we don't shower much around here, but I was just looking at something.

1:05.6

The folks over there at the WWE are now selling bars of soap.

1:09.3

They've got a bar of soap called the Stone Cold Stunner.

1:13.0

It's a black bar of soap that'll make you smell like whoopass.

1:16.4

And there's a flavor called Ray Mysterio Magic,

1:21.4

where you come out the shower smelling like you're from Area Code 619.

1:23.7

That's fantastic.

1:30.4

You had any interest in stuffing, some stockings this year, Josh, with some WWE soap?

1:31.4

Already bought some.

1:31.8

What?

1:33.0

Awesome.

1:37.6

I had some WWE Cologne back in middle school, and they marketed that for a while.

1:38.3

Come on. Was it after a particular wrestler?

1:40.0

No, it was just like a WWF ran to Cologne.

1:43.1

It was back when it was WWF at the time. This was like 1998, I want to say. Did it have a funny slogan or anything? No, not really. It was just standard Cologne. Like there's nothing like, because when I ordered it from Shop Zone back in the day, my friends were like, is it going to smell like sweat? Is it going to smell like a wrestler? But just general cologne.

2:03.6

Nothing like if you want to pile drive your significant other.

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