("Best Of"): Monkey Jerky
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 127 minutes
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:39.3 | The half-assed morning show backtracks. |
| 0:42.9 | Welcome, everyone, to the latest issue of the 93X half-ass morning show for Pete's sake. |
| 0:47.8 | Covey, I grabbed a stocking cap on my way out the door, and I'm wearing socks. |
| 0:53.8 | Yeah, that'll say it's cold out. |
| 0:56.0 | If you're wearing socks, the weather has significantly changed. |
| 0:59.7 | It is cold. |
| 1:00.3 | It's kind of cold in this building, too. |
| 1:01.8 | Grab the stocking cap on my way out the door, put on a pair of socks. |
| 1:05.8 | I'm wearing my good drawers, too, the ones that aren't completely transparent. |
| 1:10.4 | Oh, nice. The ones that aren't completely transparent. Oh, nice. |
| 1:11.3 | The ones that offer some level of resistance. |
| 1:14.9 | Because we're getting there. |
| 1:16.5 | At least for a day or two, she's going to be a little chilly. |
| 1:22.4 | And today, I read 40 to 50 mile per hour wind gusts and whatnot. |
| 1:28.0 | So hang on to your ass, I guess, especially you tough guys working out of doors. |
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