Scandinavian Elk Fever
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired February 9, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Thunder box. Everything you wanna know about giving kids chewable laxatives.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.3 | 93. |
| 0:44.5 | Fair. Well, here we go. |
| 0:58.1 | Welcome to the 93X-HafS morning show. |
| 1:01.7 | We have returned. |
| 1:04.9 | We thank you for your patience last week. |
| 1:06.9 | We had to shut her smooth down for a couple of days due to some type of |
| 1:13.3 | Scandinavian elk flu that swept through the building. It made a direct hit on Josh and I. |
| 1:22.5 | I for one, still haven't completely shaken it. I'm probably 85%, but I'll take that over last week. |
| 1:29.1 | That was miserable. |
| 1:30.2 | I don't know if you feel the same way, but still got a little sinus stuff going on, |
| 1:34.7 | but majority of it is complete exhaustion. |
| 1:38.7 | Just my body feels like I've been running a marathon, which I've never done, and I would never do. |
| 1:43.4 | Yeah, I'm frigging cooked still. |
| 1:45.2 | I'm on steroids. |
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