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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Originally Aired May 30, 2024

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:19.4	The 93X Half-Aust Morning show, Back Tracks Edition.
0:24.0	Amazon just unveiled the new fitness tracker.
0:27.0	Anybody got a fitness tracker?
0:29.0	No.
0:30.0	Nope. This one's called the HALO band and there's a feature called T-O-N-E that tracks your voice and tells you if you're being a prick or not.
0:45.0	The AI, is that artificial intelligence?
0:49.4	Yeah.
0:50.4	The AI in this new fitness tracker analyzes your voice and tells you what you sound like to other people.
0:58.0	Things like happy, hopeful, confused, worried, affectionate, bored, and apologetic, and it's supposed to help with
1:08.8	communication skills at work and in relationships.
1:13.0	Okay, are we so dumb now that we need a watch to tell us when we're being
1:16.2	jagoffs?
1:17.2	Uh, yes.
1:18.2	I mean, no, to answer your question, I don't know that it's dumb I think this is very helpful okay now I'm never
1:26.0	gonna buy one but I get that at home where I say something and I'm in a perfectly
1:32.0	fine mood.
1:33.0	Everything's great and then, well, I don't, what's with your tone?
1:38.0	Like what do you mean what's with my tone?
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