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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): Killer Kangaroos

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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0:00.0

All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.

0:06.6

Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.

0:12.4

Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93x.

0:21.2

Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.

0:27.3

But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.

0:30.7

Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.

0:33.4

That's standard heating.com.

0:35.5

They are in an alternate reality than ours. They are in that rock and roll rock reality. They surround themselves with these professional dickheads. And I'm not even really sure if they're aware, you know. I don't think they're aware of how much they suck. 93X rocks. All right, Josh. How many of us have them? Friends. It's not friends. Oh, jobs? No. Apps. Apps? How many of us have them? Apps. Are you always busy downloading apps to your cellular device? I got a handful that I use and I don't remember the last time I downloaded a new one. Ashley, downloading apps. I like to download some new ones every now and then.

1:12.8

Tell me about some of your favorite apps.

1:14.9

My favorite apps.

1:16.0

Nothing too crazy.

1:18.1

I use a pregnancy app quite a bit now.

1:21.6

What do you do on the pregnancy app?

1:23.1

You can see what size fruit your baby is every week.

1:27.2

Oh, what's it at now? Right now, I believe it's a lemon. Oh, all right. Pregnancy app, any others? Yeah, I guess my favorite apps would be like the typical ones. Yeah, you got to tell me, because I'm just not familiar. I mean, I have them on my phone, but I don't, go ahead. What are the typical ones? Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, Twitter, well, X now. Yeah. Tumblr. I do have quite a few food apps, too. I have zero of those apps you just mentioned. Okay. Oh, that makes, that makes sense for you. I'm also not involved in any of those. Food apps? Yeah, like I have a B-dubs app mcdonald's app you can get points if

2:02.8

you order through the app stuff like that there's so much there's so many possibilities i just i like

2:07.6

to have as few as possible you do i just kind of anal that way okay i've downloaded a couple random ones

2:13.1

every now and then uh like an eight ball pool app that can be fun i bet you'd get a lot of joy out of that, Nick. So it's like playing a pool video game? Yes. That sounds like fun to me. How many pages do you have? Oh, it stresses people out because I don't organize my apps. So I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, eleven.

2:35.7

My wife is the same way. She's got just pages and pages.

2:40.1

It's hard to not be. You do what I do, Josh. On the iPhone, if you just swipe up, you can

2:46.2

punch in like the first three letters of an app and you find it right away. Yeah, I have one page.

2:52.1

I can't imagine having two pages. That's like clicking on the second page of a Google search. You're not supposed to do that. Nobody does that. That's crazy talk right there. I'm so jealous. Yeah, there are some apps on here that I definitely don't use anymore that I could get rid of. But what if I need them? By the way, Stillers fan, Jesus

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