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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): Goodnight Phone Calls

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2025

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Summary

The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.

0:06.6

Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.

0:12.4

Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X.

0:21.2

Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.

0:27.3

But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.

0:30.7

Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.

0:33.4

That's standard heating.com.

0:35.6

93X half-assed morning show.

0:38.2

You got to be kidding me.

0:39.0

Who greenlit this garbage?

0:40.6

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:43.4

The pigs are in New Jersey.

0:45.9

The pigs are at the New Jersey Devil tonight.

0:48.8

Six o'clock game televised on the Fanduil Channel.

0:51.7

Let's see what the hell's going on behind the curtain with our local hockey club.

0:57.3

Marcus Bolino joining us live from the East Coast. Hello, Marcus.

1:02.9

Good morning. How we're doing? Good morning. We're doing good, man. Now, first things first,

1:07.2

you've got to tell us about this calling your teammates and bidding them good night

1:10.9

routine that we saw on social.

1:13.4

That's very funny.

1:14.9

Not my idea, but it seemed to be a what it was called the TikTok thing going around.

1:21.5

So our kind of our social media team reached out to me thinking that I'd be the best fit for it. And, uh, I think, uh, it was, yeah, it was, uh, guys texted me right after, like, what, are you okay? Are you drinking? It was good. It was good. They thought maybe you were, they thought maybe you had been drinking.

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