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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 158 minutes

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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.

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0:00.0	All right, all you procrastinators, enough is enough. It's November and the you know what is about to hit the fan.
0:06.6	Time to hit up my friends at standard heating and air conditioning and get that furnace cranked on and get it winter ready.
0:12.4	Dana here. November's also the final tune up deal of the year at standard. You can get 20 bucks off your furnace fix when you make an appointment and mention 93X.
0:21.2	Yeah, I know we're all hearty Minnesones around here and you're probably saving up to buy me a sweet, sweet Christmas gift.
0:27.3	But don't roll the dice on your furnace. Time to prep and protect.
0:30.7	Book that tune up today at standardheating.com.
0:33.4	That's standard heating.com.
0:35.5	They're gross. They're offensive. and kids on the road see them.
0:39.6	Half-ass morning show.
0:42.2	One thing I've learned on this program from all of you is some of you are very anxious people.
0:49.3	I can be.
0:51.4	Anxious people.
0:53.6	I'm anxious right now. I just wondering what you're going to bring up. Yeah. Not me. I'm anxious right now
0:54.7	just wondering what you're going to bring up
0:56.0	yeah not me I'm as cool
0:58.0	as a cucumber that's um
0:59.3	yep that's how we
1:01.3	we know you as Josh
1:03.0	anxiety is a real thing with
1:05.8	one or two or all he is
1:07.1	okay
1:08.5	here are things that feel embarrassing that shouldn't be embarrassing. So tell me if
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