Butt Eggs
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Originally Aired December 1, 2025: We're back from vacation! Do you wanna see a dead body? Everything you wanna know about drive-by penising.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast pimps. |
| 0:01.5 | Dana here is the fine folks at standard heating and air conditioning to ring in the holiday season. Yeah, that's right. The 12 days of shack myths are here. Here's what you need to do. Follow standard on social media between now and December 12th. They'll post pictures of these glittery shack eggs all across the metro. Once they post one, the hunt is on. Find one and win big. Think concert tickets, game tickets, gift cards, and more. But you'll have to beat me to them. And just a warning, I have a lot of time on my hands, and I fight dirty. Follow Standard Heating and Air Conditioning to join in on all the fun. And remember, get that furnace cranked on before it's too late. Book appointments at standardheating.com. That's standardheating.com. |
| 0:38.3 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.0 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:44.3 | Fair. |
| 0:48.9 | Isn't this just wonderful? Isn't this just wonderful? |
| 0:56.4 | Isn't this just great? |
| 0:59.9 | It's cold, it's early, we're back to work. |
| 1:04.2 | But I ain't going to lie. |
| 1:05.5 | It's not so bad being back after a week away. |
| 1:08.0 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:10.3 | Don't get me wrong. I like binge |
| 1:12.0 | drinking. I like taking drugs and sleep until noon just as much as the next guy. But at some |
| 1:17.4 | point, you got to get back in there and serve a purpose again, even if it's something as hollow |
| 1:24.5 | and meaningless as morning radio. This is how we pay the bills, right, Covey? You got to do it. You got to do something. We've got to do something. You can't just sit on the couch your whole life. Jesus cranny. So it ain't so bad. And look at it this way. All we've got to do is put in three weeks, and we're back on vacation again. |
| 1:45.5 | I can handle that. |
| 1:47.7 | Countdown's already on. |
| 1:49.2 | You know how I knew it was a longer vacation? |
| 1:52.0 | I switched from having a work stress dream every night to home stress stress dreams. |
| 1:58.9 | A couple of those that I thought, boy, I got to get back to work. Mixing it up a little bit. I can't have home stress dreams. Have you thought about medication? Medication? Yeah. For my stress-related? Yeah. No, I kind of thrive on it. You do? Yeah. It keeps me, that's how I know I'm alive. That's how I know I care. |
| 2:18.0 | Work stress dreams while you're working. |
| 2:20.6 | You go on vacation? |
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