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Stupid news on the half-assed morning show.

All right, where should we start?

Where do we begin, Cubby?

How about we go ahead and find out what's happening at the old Stony Lonesome, otherwise known as prison?

Oh, how I pray that I never end up in a place like that.

I do. Anyways, we in a place like that. I do.

Anyways, we read a story or two now and again about contraband being snuck into the cooler.

Sometimes the items are smuggled inside anuses.

A lot of butts, you're right.

Yeah.

Borginas.

The inmates have nothing but time to try and come up with what they want and how to get it.

What do you make of this?

At a joint called the Lee Correctional Institution in South Carolina, a unique

attempt was made to sneak some unique items inside. A drone came a flying on over the prison

yard a day or two ago when they thought nobody was looking.

And the drone dumped steak, crab legs, and marijuana cigarettes into the yard, amongst some other items.

Sounds like a nice evening.

Well, one of the things was Old Bay seasoning, and that got my attention because for whatever reason lately, so many people have been telling me how good Old Bay seasoning is. Oh, it's the best. I guess I don't really have an opinion about it. So you agree, Dave? Oh, yeah, I love it. I don't know if I've ever had it, but that's like one of those things that, like, what was that butter or everybody talked about?

Carrey gold butter?

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