("Best Of"): Best Time to Have a Beer
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 155 minutes
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air |
| 0:22.8 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat |
| 0:28.1 | trust me you will notice the difference in a big way be cozy this winter standard heating and air |
| 0:33.1 | conditioning providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. Online at standard heating.com. |
| 0:39.0 | The 93X-Hadhaffast morning show. |
| 0:42.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:44.4 | Air. |
| 0:45.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.4 | Oh, God. We're up and running. We've happily, very happily hit the start button on our Thursday broadcast. Welcome. I'll get my microphone over here. Welcome to the 93X half-fast morning show. We certainly appreciate you being |
| 1:12.6 | by our side for today's show. We're down to just two days until we close out our ultimate |
| 1:19.9 | F-off week, our Christmas edition of the ultimate F-off week. Two days. We've got to get through today, |
| 1:26.8 | of course. |
| 1:29.3 | Tomorrow doesn't concern me at all. |
| 1:34.1 | So I guess maybe I should restate in my mind. |
| 1:40.0 | It's more like we only have one real day of work left. Is that comment related to the amount of effort you plan on giving tomorrow? |
| 1:44.5 | Effort, interest, care. |
| 1:46.3 | Next to nothing? |
| 1:47.3 | Yeah, throw any of those words. |
| 1:49.5 | Josh, tomorrow, which is ultimate F-off day, the final day of Ultimate F-off week, |
| 1:56.6 | tomorrow, if I walk into the building and it's under six feet of water, hell, that's just |
| 2:02.3 | too damn bad. That's just too damn bad. |
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