("Best Of"): Don't... CARE!
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 2 January 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air |
| 0:22.8 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat |
| 0:28.1 | trust me you will notice the difference in a big way be cozy this winter standard heating and air |
| 0:33.1 | conditioning providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. Online at standard heating.com. |
| 0:39.3 | In the 60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. |
| 0:45.9 | And it's possible a man slipped in would be no way of knowing. |
| 0:50.1 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:54.2 | People with unlimited person. The 93X half-assed morning show. 93. |
| 0:56.3 | People with unlimited personal time off say that it actually sucks. |
| 1:01.9 | How was that possible? |
| 1:02.8 | What? |
| 1:03.1 | I've heard that before. |
| 1:04.3 | You have heard that before. |
| 1:05.7 | Yeah, people say it's kind of a scam. |
| 1:07.9 | Okay. |
| 1:08.3 | Because, I mean, I'm sure there's folks that have got it figured out, |
| 1:12.3 | and they don't feel that way at all. But I only know two people that have it. I don't think I know anybody who has all the personal time off they've ever wanted. It's got to be rare, right? I mean, I just started hearing about this a couple years ago. Okay. And it was from these two people. And they both work remotely, so maybe that makes a difference. |
| 1:30.1 | But they said that... a couple years ago. And it was from these two people. And they both work remotely, so maybe that |
| 1:28.8 | makes a difference. But they said that you kind of get crap from your bosses and coworkers, even if you |
| 1:35.9 | don't use what, like we get 20 days, right? There's the company holidays and we have 20 days. And that's |
| 1:42.0 | what happens when you work somewhere 30 years. You know know you get 20 days but they they could take whatever |
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