Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:14.7	Hi, my little dialers. Tell him who it is. It's Des here. No, it's mom and dad.
0:21.1	Oh, it's mom and dad.
0:23.3	And we are.
0:24.5	We're in the car.
0:25.4	In the car, but not moving.
0:27.1	We are parked.
0:28.2	We're parked in Eisenhower Park in East Meadow, Long Island.
0:32.1	You're near us.
0:32.7	Come say hi.
0:33.6	Because actually, last week we teased that, you know, there was this event with people that I grew up with.
0:40.8	But actually, so the reason we're in East Meadow is because Hannah said she wanted to come to like my neighborhood friend's reunion, like the people that I grew up with.
0:50.4	So Hannah, today, you're going to meet.
0:53.8	Oh, and by the way, the reason we're parked in Eisenhower Park is because Hannah landed from Boston.
0:57.3	I picked her up at JFK and we're pulling in to record before going to this event in East Meadow.
1:02.4	You love giving logistics.
1:03.9	So you are going to meet the people that I literally had my first drink with ever.
1:10.8	These are the people that corrupted me. Wow first drink with ever. Wow.
1:11.1	These are the people that corrupted me.
1:13.1	Wow.
1:13.7	Yes.
1:14.4	I can't wait to ask a bazillion questions about you.
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