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Berner Phone

Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.45.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.7

Thanks for calling the burner phone.

0:06.6

If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:14.7

Hi guys, it's mom and dads.

0:17.7

It's mommy and daddy.

0:19.9

And we are back. It's mommy, mommy. And we are... It's mommy.

0:21.6

Mum.

0:22.6

Yeah, mommy, you would say in that accent?

0:25.6

Mommy. It's Mama Burner and we are so excited for another episode of Burner phone.

0:31.6

And we have a fun, a fun prompt.

0:34.6

Yeah, you know, after two weeks of advice, which, you know, can at times be on the heavier side, we decided to go light.

0:43.0

Very light and fun.

0:44.5

Are you going to admit where the prompt came from?

0:46.4

Are we going to keep that a secret?

0:48.1

Well, now that you've exposed me, I have to.

0:50.0

Well, I haven't exposed you.

0:51.3

You can choose to plead the fifth.

0:54.1

I put it into chat, GBT, and I said, what is it a good prompt for Burn a Phone?

1:00.0

Can we say why we did that? Because I feel like we should put it out there about the prompt that we were thinking about and express why we didn't.

1:09.0

And then maybe we could get some feedback from the dialers

1:12.0

on if it is actually insensitive or not. Well, I do have to say, we put a lot of thought into the

1:17.3

prompt. Like, Des will be, we'll think about it. He'll be like, that's not good enough of a

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